From Holy Mass to the marshal's bidet: that thin border often crossed in which children teach their father the art of generating

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FROM THE HOLY MASS TO BIDET OF THE MARESCIALLO: THAT THIN BORDER OFTEN CROSSED IN WHICH CHILDREN TEACH THE FATHER'S ART OF GENERATING.

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Honestly, there is to smile bitterly in learning of the obsessive care with which the Ordinaries advocated the scrupulous observance of the ministerial protocol to their priests, when in the not too distant past it was difficult even to observe the General Order of the Roman Missal with the corresponding headings, so much so that it must be considered necessary to produce education Sacramentum to correct the many priests, religious and lay people from frequent errors and fantasies that related to the homage due to the Holy Eucharist and the sacred liturgy. Definitely, the editor - or the editors of the protocol - did like the marshal of the carabinieri of the famous joke, who after noticing the parish priest of the town with his arm in a plaster cast and learned by the latter that the accident had occurred due to the collision on the bidet, the respondent's question answered candidly that he did not know the bidet because his hiding from the church was thirty years old.

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Ivano Liguori, Ofm. Capp.

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4 replies
  1. father ariel
    Don Andrea (Bologna) says:

    Dear Father Ivano,

    thanks for this clever articulation that, come a me, I think it has also been of help and comfort to many other priests who follow you with great interest.
    A fraternal greeting

  2. orenzo
    orenzo says:

    When I heard a Jesuit say, pontificating, that ” in Italy, from tomorrow it will be possible to celebrate Holy Mass with the people; ma per favore, let's get on with the rules, the prescriptions they give us ( quelli del “department for civil liberties and immigration” of the new state church), in order to safeguard the health of each one and of the people.”,
    I understood the meaning of the words of those who do not “he said to himself, but being high priest he prophesied”: ” Today in the world there is a great feeling of orphanage: many have many things, but the Father is missing.”… Indeed, the Catholic Church seems to have truly remained without the Holy Father.

  3. domenico
    domenico says:

    dear father Ivano
    I read the document, with which a secular state, and not at all prepared in the matter(unfortunately with the competition of the cee, who adopted and signed it)e’ entered with leg stretched against (not religions) but the Catholic religion,.I have never heard or seen anything like this in 74 year old (in August) But I have never seen such a prone hierarchy either,and a Vatican so absent - canon law, ecclesiastical law, and the concordat have been canceled. For much less a state withdraws its ambassador when it believes that certain rules have not been respected…I remember that the graduate who interrupted the Holy Mass in my opinion e’ incurred a latae sententia excommunication as well as having infringed an article of the penal code…..in any case, I can't stand the mask for more than a quarter of an hour .. let's figure out the plastic gloves…and then I do not accept that at all’ which is being plotted against OUR LORD SACRAMENTATE……therefore I ask you…….MAY YOUR REVERENCE DISPENSE ME FROM SUNDAY MASS……to continue listening to it live on social networks for as long as you can’ return to normal’ (which) ? thank you bless me and remember me in your prayers
    affectionately
    Domenico Maggiore
    bagheria 18 May 2020

    • orenzo
      orenzo says:

      According to the rules contained in the document of “department for civil liberties and immigration "of the new state church I would say yes, because you have already passed i 65 year old: 5.2. The dispensation from the holiday precept for reasons of age and health is recalled.

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